Are we famous yet?
It finally happened, someone other than my mother recognized the genius that is… SLO Down Wines. (I love you mom! And you’re right I am the most handsome man in the paper.) We would like to personally thank Ms. Finz, The SF Chronicle, and all the people at ANU, Pack N’ Ship, and of course our reps, who have made this possible: The Story on Sf Gate. The outtake photos are also available HERE thanks and credit to Michael Short. It is amazing to see how fast we have grown, and how fast Sexual Chocolate 2010 is selling, which brings me to my next point. *Ringing the dinner triangle thingy* CoooooooOOOoome and Geeeet it!
Because of the ridiculous success of our sales team, the Chronicle article, and the exceptional taste of Sexual Chocolate 2010… (of which I am imbibing right now, Seriously.)
I can write and drink, all the great ones did...
…we are selling out. I know I know, you are thinking to yourself because you are one of the 4 people that read the blog, “What the what happened to 28,000 reasons you wouldn’t run out again?” Well loyal reader, Chip did it. That’s right, he drank ‘em, sold ‘em, smashed them, used them as bartering chips with different jewelers and leather workers. He did it, blame him, in fact if you see him on the street and you are almost done with that apple, take a few quick bites, fill your mouth and throw the core at him. Then yell while spitting apple chunks, “Hey Chip, it’s me Bo’s cousin, the only one that reads the blog AND happens to love apples! YOU SUCK!” Then run… don’t worry, he won’t make it too far.
But I digress, if you have happened to order from us via our ONLINE STORE then expect an allocation form in the mail and in your email box directing you to act fast as it might be your last chance. I guess, if you are reading this, it could also serve as your first verbal warning… so go a buy some wine, and then drink it, and then throw your apple cores at Chip.
As for the future, we are shooting for 120,000 reasons why this won’t happen again, and if it does, I will take you all out to dinner; because there are only 4 of you who read this and I will have finally made some dough off of my
alcoholism passion for wine. Also, give a listen to KNBR talking about some Sexual Chocolate…
SLODownWines on KNBR Bay Area!
That is all for now folks, please remember to spread the word, not the communicable diseases you caught from Brandon.
Until next time, Trust Us,
Ain't it grand?
The Boys at SLO Down